1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:01,001 B 2 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:01,034 BRE 3 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:01,067 BRENT 4 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:01,134 BRENT? 5 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:05,138 YEAH, SURE. 6 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:06,172 WAIT! 7 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,475 YOU'RE KEEPIN' THE FREE REFILL POLICY, RIGHT? 8 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:09,809 PARDON? 9 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:12,979 WHEN YOUR AUNT RAN THE PLACE, SHE GAVE US FREE REFILLS. 10 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:14,981 HOW MANY FREE REFILLS? 11 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:18,018 I'M NOT SURE, 30 OR 40. IT WAS WITHIN REASON. 12 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,153 YOU CAN DRINK 30 CUPS OF COFFEE? 13 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:22,155 WELL, NOT AT ONE SITTING. 14 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,491 YOU GOTTA SPREAD THAT OUT OVER THE MORNING. 15 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:26,526 SO YOU SLAP DOWN A BUCK FIFTY-- 16 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,628 A BUCK FIFTY? A BUCK FIFTY. 17 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:30,530 AND DRINK UNLIMITED COFFEE? 18 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,499 YOU'RE NOT IN TORONTO ANYMORE, LACEY, 19 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:34,667 WITH YOUR GRANDE MOCHA DAPPA LOPRA FRAPACCINO. 20 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:36,169 THIS IS SASKATCHEWAN. 21 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,004 TOMMY DOUGLAS FOUGHT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 22 00:00:38,004 --> 00:00:39,706 FOR FREE REFILLS ON COFFEE. 23 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:40,840 AAH. 24 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,676 I THOUGHT TOMMY DOUGLAS FOUGHT FOR FREE HEALTH CARE. 25 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:47,514 AFTER THAT COFFEE THING, THERE WAS A LOT OF KIDNEY DISORDER. 26 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:50,216 OH, BACK TO WORK. 27 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,153 IF THIS GUY DOESN'T BUY A BUCK FIFTY WORTH A GAS, 28 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,021 I'LL HAVE TO OWE YA FOR THE COFFEE. 29 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:00,360 ♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪ 30 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,930 ♪ THEN TELL ME THAT IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪ 31 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:07,200 ♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪ 32 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:13,640 ♪ YOU THINK THERE'S NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪ 33 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,377 ♪ LOOK CLOSER BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪ 34 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:20,880 ♪ AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪ 35 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,384 ♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪ 36 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:29,489 GOOD MORNING. DO YOU WANT ME TO FILL IT UP? 37 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:31,391 DO YOU WORK HERE? 38 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:32,892 IT'D BE A WEIRD HOBBY. 39 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:35,929 SO YOU WORK HERE? I OWN THE PLACE, ACTUALLY. 40 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,064 OH. WHAT YEAR DID YOU TAKE OVER? 41 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:40,100 IT DEPENDS. WHO ARE YOU? 42 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,069 MY NAME IS MARVIN DREY. 43 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,105 MUFFIN TRAY? 44 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,141 MARVIN DREY. I WORK FOR CANADA CUSTOMS AND REVENUE. 45 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:50,610 AH, THE TAX MAN. 46 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,911 A TAX MAN. 47 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:52,912 PARDON? 48 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:55,682 I'M NOT THE TAX MAN, I'M A TAX MAN. 49 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:59,252 SAYING THE TAX MAN IS A LITTLE DEHUMANIZING, THANK YOU. 50 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:01,588 WOW, THIS HAS COME UP BEFORE, HASN'T IT? 51 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:04,924 WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF PEOPLE CALLED YOU "THE GAS MAN?" 52 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:05,992 I'D LOVE IT. 53 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:09,262 THAT WAS GONNA BE MY NAME IF I BECAME A WRESTLER. 54 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:11,931 WANNA SEE MY BIG FINISHING MOVE? NO. 55 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:13,933 THAT'S PROBABLY THE RIGHT ANSWER. 56 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:16,669 I'M HERE TO SPEAK WITH A MR. OSCAR LEROY. 57 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:18,771 DO YOU KNOW HIM? WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 58 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:22,108 I CAN'T DISCUSS THAT WITH ANYONE BUT MR. LEROY. 59 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,944 WELL, I'M HIS SON, BRENT LEROY. 60 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:26,980 IS YOUR FATHER COMING IN TODAY? 61 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,782 IS HE IN TROUBLE? WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? 62 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:32,285 WHAT IF HE'S OUT OF TOWN? IS HE? 63 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,988 WHAT IF HE WAS? DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS? 64 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,956 WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR? EXCUSE ME? 65 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:40,126 I WAS SEEING HOW LONG WE COULD ANSWER QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS. 66 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,462 I'D BETTER GET BACK TO WORK. 67 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,964 OKAY, GUYS, THAT'S $3 FOR THE COFFEE. 68 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:47,500 WELL, THAT'S--THAT'S A JOKE, RIGHT? 69 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,303 I KNOW IT'S MORE THAN IT USED TO BE, BUT-- 70 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,472 IT USED TO BE ZERO. 71 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:55,508 SEE, RUBY NEVER CHARGED ME FOR COFFEE. 72 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:59,145 KIND OF A TIP OF THE HAT FOR KEEPING THE PEACE AROUND HERE. 73 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:02,048 HMM. WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY PEACEFUL PLACE. 74 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:04,017 I'M GONNA TAKE MY CHANCES. 75 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:07,153 LOOK, IF MARLIN BRANDO AND THE WILD BUNCH ROLL IN 76 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:10,190 AND START TOSSING KETCHUPS AROUND, I'LL BUY YOU A COFFEE, OKAY? 77 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,325 BUT UNTIL THEN, IT'S $3. 78 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,961 MARLIN BRANDO. 79 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:18,665 YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US BEFORE WE ORDERED THAT WE'D HAVE TO PAY. 80 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:22,001 I'M SORRY. WHERE I COME FROM, PEOPLE JUST ASSUME 81 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:24,270 THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS IN RESTAURANTS. 82 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,506 I LOVE THE COFFEE. I'LL PAY FOR IT. 83 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:30,510 OR YOU CAN PAY FOR IT. 84 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:39,852 I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOUR FATHER TO VERIFY A FEW THINGS. 85 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:42,021 I THINK HE WENT TO HAWAII. 86 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:43,223 HAWAII? 87 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,857 NOT HAWAII. 88 00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:47,527 SOMEWHERE CHEAPER THAN THAT, RED DEER. 89 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:50,196 I CAN APPRECIATE THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP ME. 90 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:51,864 I--I GET THAT A LOT. 91 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:54,100 SOMETIMES I GET OUTRIGHT HOSTILITY, 92 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,802 JUST BECAUSE OF MY JOB. 93 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:58,705 WELL, NO OFFENCE. BUT I CAN'T JUST TURN OVER MY FATHER. 94 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:02,041 THERE'S A BOND BETWEEN FATHER AND SON THAT'S STRONG AND SACRED. 95 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:03,543 HEY, IDIOT! 96 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,945 YOU LEFT THE LID ON THE DUMPSTER UP. 97 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:08,648 CROWS SCATTERED GARBAGE ALL OVER 98 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,050 AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA CLEAN IT. 99 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:13,753 IT'LL BE YOU OUT THERE SCRAPING UP CROW CRAP. 100 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,888 I'LL TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU NEED TO KNOW. 101 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,728 WHAT'S THIS? 102 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,730 DON'T EVEN START, HANK. HUH? 103 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:26,065 NO. YOU KNOW, I KNOW, I'M NOT FROM HERE. 104 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,735 MAYBE HERE IN SASKATCHEWAN EVERYTHING GETS MAGICALLY PAID 105 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:30,770 BY SOME MONEY FAIRY, YOU KNOW? 106 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,772 MAYBE--MAYBE I'LL PUT A USED COFFEE FILTER 107 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:36,075 UNDER MY PILLOW AND WHEN I WAKE UP THERE'LL BE $100 THERE. 108 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:38,411 BUT UNTIL THAT HAPPENS, PEOPLE WHO COME HERE 109 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:41,080 HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR FOOD AND DRINK, OKAY? 110 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,115 OKAY. 111 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:45,084 BUT THIS IS FRIES AND A GRAVY AND A ROOT BEER 112 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,420 AND ALL I HAD WAS A COFFEE. 113 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:49,889 OH. 114 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:53,359 OH, YEAH. THAT'S--THAT'S A--THAT'S A WRONG BILL. 115 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:54,761 OH, SEE? 116 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:01,267 A BUCK FIFTY? WHAT, ARE YA NUTS? 117 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:04,771 DAD, THIS IS MUFFIN TRAY, HERE--MARVIN DREY. 118 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,639 HE'S ONE OF MANY TAX MEN. 119 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,107 GOOD MORNING, MR. LEROY. 120 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:10,443 I'M HERE TO LOOK INTO SOME MINOR DISCREPANCY 121 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,111 ON YOUR COMMERCIAL TAX EXEMPTION. 122 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:14,781 DISCREPANCY? I FILE MY TAXES EVERY YEAR. 123 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,949 MY TAXES PAY YOUR DAMN SALARY, 124 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:19,786 SO TURN AROUND AND GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM. 125 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,187 THERE, I'M GLAD THAT'S SETTLED. 126 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:23,122 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, MR. LEROY. 127 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:26,125 LAST YEAR YOU CLAIMED AN UNUSUALLY HIGH FUEL TAX EXEMPTION. 128 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,127 I JUST NEED TO EXAMINE YOUR RECORDS. 129 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:29,929 I FILE MY TAXES EVERY YEAR. 130 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:32,365 I PAY YOUR SALARY. 131 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:34,300 HE'S STARTING TO DRIFT ON US. 132 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:37,303 YOU JUST NEED THE SALES RECEIPTS FROM LAST YEAR? 133 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:38,304 THAT'S ALL. 134 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:40,473 DAD, ANY IDEA WHERE THOSE MIGHT BE? 135 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:43,643 MY TAXES PAY FOR THAT SUIT YOU'RE WEARING, BUDDY BOY. 136 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:44,811 YEAH, WE LOST HIM. 137 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,145 SEE? 138 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,147 HOSTILITY FOR NO REASON. 139 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:51,984 IT'S NOT JUST YOU. DAD'S CRANKY. I SAW HIM YELL AT A BUTTERFLY. 140 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:55,488 CALLED IT A SON OF A BITCH AND GET OUT OF HIS GARDEN. 141 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,524 WHY'D YA COME IN PERSON? YOU EVER HEAR OF A TELEPHONE? 142 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:01,594 IT'S A HANDY INVENTION. I'LL SHOW YA HOW IT WORKS SOMETIME. 143 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,563 WE DID CALL. YOU DID NOT! 144 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:07,500 WHAT DID YA CALL ME ON A PHONE? MY TAXES PAID FOR THIS CALL. 145 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,837 YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, COME HERE AND SAY IT IN PERSON. 146 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:13,906 YOU EVER HEAR OF A CAR? IT'S A HANDY INVENTION. 147 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:16,709 I'LL SHOW YA HOW IT WORKS SOMETIME. 148 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,177 WHO WAS THAT? 149 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:21,514 I DON'T KNOW, SOME JACKASS. 150 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:23,683 YOU'RE LYING. 151 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,852 HIS STORY DOES REEK OF THE TRUTH. 152 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:28,388 OH, SURE, THERE YA GO. TAKE HIS SIDE. 153 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,723 ALL BUDDY-BUDDY WITH THE TAX MAN. 154 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:33,025 A TAX MAN, I'M A TAX MAN. 155 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,361 HOW ABOUT THAT'S ENOUGH FOR RIGHT NOW? 156 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:38,030 YOU GO RELAX, HAVE A PIECE OF PIE OR SOMETHING. 157 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:40,700 OKAY. 158 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,270 HOSTILITY FOR NO REASON. 159 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,739 HE'S A BIT OF A DELICATE THING, AIN'T HE? 160 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:50,376 WHY DON'T YOU GO AND HOLD HIS HAND FOR HIM? 161 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:59,419 YOU SURE ARE HANDING OUT A LOT OF TICKETS. 162 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:03,256 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WRITE OUT SO MANY TICKETS BEFORE. 163 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:07,760 I'M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING YOU MIGHT BE UPSET. 164 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,431 DID I FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAY? 165 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,102 YOU BROKE THE CODE. 166 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,603 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 167 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,575 WHAT CODE? 168 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,610 THIS MIGHT BE NEWS TO YOU, ROOKIE, 169 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,612 BUT COPS STICK UP FOR EACH OTHER. 170 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,448 WE COVER EACH OTHER'S BACK. 171 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:32,285 THE COFFEE THING? I JUST OFFERED TO PAY, THAT'S ALL. 172 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,787 YOU WENT AGAINST ME, YOU WENT AGAINST THE FORCE. 173 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,622 YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? 174 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,357 YOU'RE SERPICO. 175 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:40,026 WHO? 176 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,427 SERPICO . 177 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:44,063 YOU KNOW, THE AL PACINO MOVIE? NO. 178 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:47,633 YOU'RE IN DANGER OF BEING SHUNNED BY THE ENTIRE FORCE. 179 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:51,137 YEAH, BUT YOU AND I ARE THE FORCE. 180 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,808 HEY, DID THE MILK DELIVERY COME IN? 181 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,310 NOT YET. 182 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,846 WHICH DELIVERY GUY IS IT TODAY, THE CUTE ONE? 183 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,814 I DON'T KNOW. THEY'RE BOTH SO DREAMY. 184 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:05,651 THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE GEORGE CLOONEY OR THE ONE WITH THE RASH? 185 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,653 OH. AH, SORRY, IT'S RASH WEDNESDAY. 186 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,822 GREAT. I WORE MY PUSH-UP BRA FOR NOTHING. 187 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,824 THE TOWN APPRECIATES IT, WANDA. 188 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:15,161 WHO WAS THAT GUY TALKING WITH YOU AND YOUR DAD? 189 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,596 A TAX MAN. 190 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:19,499 DON'T CALL HIM THE TAX MAN, CALL HIM A TAX MAN, 191 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,334 OR HE GOES SQUIRRELLY ON YA. 192 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,669 SOME PEOPLE ARE SENSITIVE ABOUT ARTICLE USE. 193 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,838 ABOUT WHAT? PROPER ARTICLE USE. 194 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,673 "A" OR "AN" ARE INDEFINITE ARTICLES. 195 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,175 "THE" IS A DEFINITE ARTICLE. 196 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,844 IN FACT, SOME PEOPLE SAY "THE" IS "THEE DEFINITE ARTICLE." 197 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,846 AH, PEOPLE SAY A LOT OF STUFF. 198 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:36,516 HANK! 199 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,520 NEXT TIME JUST THROW A SNAKE AT ME. 200 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,188 I NEED YOUR HELP. 201 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,189 WITH WHAT? 202 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,524 NOT HERE. 203 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,858 THIS IS ON THE HUSH-HUSH. 204 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:48,594 HUSH-HUSH? 205 00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:51,697 SO THAT'S WHAT WE GOTTA DO, WE GOTTA NAIL THIS GUY. 206 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,534 YOU GOTTA HELP ME COME UP WITH SOME KINDA PLAN. 207 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,803 YOU'RE A SHIFTY KINDA WEASEL TYPE. NO OFFENCE. 208 00:08:57,803 --> 00:08:59,872 THE NERVE OF THAT JACKASS! 209 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,375 I'M NOT BEING CHEATED OUT OF MY MONEY 210 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:06,212 BY SOME SLICK-TALKIN', PENCIL-NECKED GOVERNMENT JERK. 211 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,548 I CAN HEAR YOU. 212 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,250 WHAT, YOU SNEA-- 213 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,220 MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! 214 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,723 HANK! 215 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,894 I MEAN IT'S FASCINATING TO THINK THAT MOST LANGUAGES 216 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,897 HAVE MORE THAN ONE DEFINITE ARTICLE. 217 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,900 FRENCH HAS THREE, GERMAN-- 218 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,068 BRENT! 219 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,636 KAREN, THANK GOD! 220 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:33,272 DO YOU HAVE SERPICO ? WHAT'S THAT FOR, DANDRUFF? 221 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:36,442 THE MOVIE. THE MOVIE OR A MOVIE? 222 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:38,277 IT'S A MOVIE WITH AL PACINO. 223 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:40,780 I ALWAYS GET MY AL PACINO MOVIES MIXED UP. 224 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,081 OH, I SAW SERPICO . 225 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,817 HE PLAYS A COP AND FIGHTS CORRUPTION ON THE FORCE. 226 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,919 HOW DOES IT END? 227 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,088 I THINK HE GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD, 228 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,757 OR HE TURNS INTO A BLIND GUY WHO SMELLS WOMEN. 229 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,759 EITHER WAY WE DON'T HAVE THE MOVIE. 230 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,763 OKAY. UM, THANKS ANYWAY. 231 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,332 YEAH. 232 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,767 ALL RIGHT, WE CAN TALK IN HERE. 233 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,436 OKAY, I GOT A PLAN. 234 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,071 OH, THAT'S NEVER GOOD. NO. 235 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:08,507 I DON'T SEE YOU COMING UP WITH A PLAN TO HELP ME. 236 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:11,444 OH. SO YOU RECRUITED THE DESERT FOX, HERE. 237 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,778 SMOOTH MOVE. 238 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,448 GO STUFF A DUCK! WHAT'S YOUR PLAN, HANK? 239 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,819 OKAY, TWO WORDS: BLACK MAIL. 240 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:20,920 HUH? 241 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,290 WE GO OUT WITH THIS TAX GUY, GET HIM DRUNK, 242 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,293 AND THEN WE TAKE PICTURES OF HIM DOING SOMETHING SLEAZY. 243 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,463 HE'LL BE SO EMBARRASSED HE'LL DROP THE WHOLE CASE. 244 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,798 YOU WATCH A LOT OF M.A.S.H , DO YA? 245 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,634 WELL, I GOT A SATELLITE DISH NOW. 246 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,702 WHAT IF HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING SLEAZY. 247 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,638 YA GOT A PLAN B? 248 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,640 AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO. 249 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,876 I GO OUT WITH THIS TAX GUY AND GET HIM LOADED, RIGHT? 250 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:46,145 YOU JUST WANNA DRINK WITH THE GUY. 251 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,381 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 252 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,683 WE GET THE TAX MAN-- A TAX MAN. 253 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:53,686 ACTUALLY, IN THIS CASE YOU CAN SAY "THE" TAX MAN, 254 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,655 BECAUSE YOU'RE REFERRING TO A PARTICULAR PERSON. 255 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,324 WHAT? 256 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:03,596 WE GET THAT GUY REALLY DRUNK, AND THEN WHEN HE'S LIQUORED UP-- 257 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,498 YOU SEDUCE HIM? 258 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,500 NO. NO! 259 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,836 WHILE I'M GETTING THE TAX GUY DRUNK, 260 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:14,340 OSCAR PUTS A BUNCH OF PAPERS IN THE BOX--ANY OLD PAPERS-- 261 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:18,344 AND THEN HE DROPS THEM AND WE MESS 'EM UP 'CAUSE WE'RE DRUNK, 262 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,847 AND HE'LL WANNA COVER HIS ASS, SO HE'LL ASSUME HE SCREWED UP, 263 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,016 AND THEN OSCAR GETS AWAY WITH IT 264 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,852 BECAUSE HE'S TOO EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT THAT HE WAS DRUNK. 265 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,188 ARE YOU DRUNK NOW? THAT MAKES NO SENSE. 266 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:32,024 MESSING UP THE PAPERS, HOW DOES THAT HELP? 267 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,360 WELL, IT'S COMPLICATED. IT'S GOT A LOT OF-- 268 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,062 I LIKE IT. 269 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,863 I THINK WANDA WAS ONTO SOMETHING. 270 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,699 YOU SHOULD JUST SEDUCE THIS GUY. 271 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,368 WHAT DO YOU SAY, HANK, TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM? 272 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,303 HERE'S AN OBVIOUS QUESTION. 273 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,872 HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED LOOKING FOR THE PAPERS? 274 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,408 SO, HAVE YOU DECIDED ON SOMETHING? 275 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,210 YES. I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE-- 276 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,244 WAIT! 277 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,714 BEFORE YOU ORDER, I THINK I SHOULD TELL YOU 278 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,883 THAT COFFEE IS NOT FREE. YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. 279 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,286 WHAT AN ODD THING TO SAY. 280 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,888 IT IS, ISN'T IT? 281 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:06,292 YEAH. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT COFFEE ISN'T FREE. 282 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,462 PEOPLE HERE THINK COFFEE'S FREE. 283 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:13,399 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS, BUT DON'T YOU THINK 284 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:17,069 THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE A LITTLE ODD? 285 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,404 OH, NO. 286 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,606 NO, THEY SEEM REAL NICE, FRIENDLY. 287 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:23,876 LACEY, PLEASE, GIVE DAVIS FREE COFFEE. 288 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,245 I'D PAY FOR IT, BUT THEN HE'D KNOW. 289 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,247 SOMEHOW HE'D KNOW. 290 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,683 OKAY, LOOK. I AM NOT A RAT, OKAY? 291 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,252 I DO NOT WANT TO GO UP AGAINST THE FORCE. 292 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,925 HE'S ONTO ME. 293 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,927 I GOTTA GO. 294 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,296 I DON'T WANT TO END UP GETTING SHUNNED 295 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:48,100 OR SHOT IN THE FACE OR SNIFFING WOMEN. 296 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,772 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ODD? 297 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,147 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? NOTHIN'. 298 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,783 NOTHING? YOU'RE RUMMAGING IN A BOX FOR NO REASON? 299 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,118 NOT FOR NO REASON. I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. 300 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,787 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 301 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,622 NOTHIN'. 302 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,858 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR YOUR GARFIELD BOOKS, I THREW THEM AWAY. 303 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:15,461 I'M NOT LOOKING FOR MY GARFIELD BOOKS. 304 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,798 WHY WOULD YOU THROW AWAY MY GARFIELD BOOKS? 305 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,299 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 306 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,301 WHAT'S YOUR STORY? 307 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,069 WHAT DO YOU DO? 308 00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:26,872 JUST GOVERNMENT WORK, PRETTY BORING STUFF. 309 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:28,874 YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. 310 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:30,976 AH, COME ON. SURE I SO. 311 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,979 CANADA CUSTOMS AND REVENUE. 312 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:37,082 THAT'S INTERESTING. 313 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,518 GEE, I'M SO SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT? 314 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:42,488 I'VE GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. 315 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,992 EVERY TIME. 316 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:51,530 COULD YOU AT LEAST TAKE MY ORDER? 317 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:54,166 IF YOU TELL ME, I COULD HELP YOU LOOK. 318 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,168 I'M LOOKING FOR BUSINESS PAPER. 319 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,170 WHAT BUSINESS PAPER? 320 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,673 FINE, DON'T HELP ME. OH, GOD, YOU'RE A PAIN! 321 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,842 WHAT KINDA BUSINESS PAPER ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 322 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,010 THE TAX THINGS, FOR THE TAX STUFF. 323 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,179 YOUR TAX FILES ARE IN THE GARAGE. 324 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,181 NO, THEY'RE NOT. YES, THEY ARE. 325 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,517 NO, YA DIDN'T. YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME. 326 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,352 I DID TELL YA. 327 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,354 YOU NEVER TELL ME NUTHIN'. 328 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:19,358 OSCAR, I'M TAKING YOUR TAX FILES AND PUTTING THEM IN THE GARAGE. 329 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:19,859 YEAH. 330 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,861 DID YOU HEAR ME? 331 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,864 YOUR TAX PAPERS ARE IN THIS BLUE BOX 332 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,867 AND I'M PUTTING THEM IN THE CABINET IN THE GARAGE. 333 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,535 I'M TRYING TO WATCH WRESTLING. 334 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,205 YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHERE IT IS IN CASE THE TAX PEOPLE COME. 335 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,875 RIGHT. THE TAX MAN'S GONNA COME LOOKING FOR ME. 336 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,211 HAH! WHO AM I, AL CAPONE? LOOK OUT! THE FEDS ARE COMIN'! 337 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,414 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MA BARKER! ELLIOTT NESS IS GONNA CATCH YA! 338 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:46,051 WE'RE ALL GOIN' TO JAIL FOR TAX FRAUD. 339 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:52,725 HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER. 340 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,694 MAYBE THE ATTIC. 341 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:59,064 EMMA, WOULD THEY BE UP IN THE ATTIC? 342 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,674 YOU THINK THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE GEORGE CLOONEY? 343 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,910 NO, NOT HIM, THE OTHER ONE. 344 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,912 WHO, BRAD PITT? 345 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,246 HEY! 346 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,248 DAVIS JUST GAVE ME A PARKING TICKET. 347 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,785 HE GAVE ME ONE AND I'M PARKED IN THE LOT. 348 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:22,755 I WASN'T EVEN PARKED. I WAS STOPPED AT A STOP SIGN. 349 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,391 HE'S MAD 'CAUSE LACEY'S NOT GIVING HIM FREE COFFEE, 350 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,793 SO HE'S TAKING IT OUT ON THE TOWN. 351 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,763 DOES HE THINK EVERYTHING GETS PAID BY A MONEY FAIRY 352 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,032 WHO PUTS A--A COFFEE FILTER UNDER YOUR PILLOW? 353 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,433 WHAT? 354 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,770 DAVIS GAVE ME A PARKING TICKET! WHAT'S HE TRYING TO PULL? 355 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,005 MY TAXES PAY HIS DAMN SALARY. 356 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:42,274 OKAY, DAD. YOU GOTTA STOP PAYING EVERYBODY'S SALARY. 357 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,776 YOU'RE ONLY ONE MAN. 358 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,978 WELL, I HOPE MR. LAW-AND-ORDER ENJOYS ME ACCIDENTALLY 359 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:50,449 FILLING HIS GAS TANK WITH DIESEL. 360 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,786 I BETTER TALK TO LACEY BEFORE THINGS GET OUT OF HAND. 361 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,988 THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND TODAY 362 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:59,124 IN THE SMALL FARMING COMMUNITY OF DOG RIVER, SASKATCHEWAN. 363 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,961 WE ARE JOINED NOW BY SATELLITE BY BRENT LEROY. 364 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,463 HE RUNS THE LOCAL GAS STATION IN DOG RIVER. 365 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,466 BRENT, CAN YOU HEAR ME? OH, GO AHEAD, DAN. 366 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,168 BRENT, CAN YOU SHED SOME LIGHT 367 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,637 ON THIS RATHER BIZARRE SERIES OF EVENTS? 368 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,807 ONE OF THE LOCAL COPS WENT KINDA NUTS WITH THE PARKING TICKETS. 369 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,676 AND THEN MY OLD MAN, WHO'S PRETTY NUTTY, 370 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,979 VOWED KIND OF A REVENGE THING, 371 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,348 AND THAT WENT BACK AND FORTH FOR A WHILE. 372 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,550 THE WHOLE TOWN STARTED KIND OF A FEUD. 373 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,686 AND, LONG STORY SHORT, I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT ALIVE. 374 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:30,856 I DOUBT IT'LL COME TO THAT. BUT I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 375 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:31,991 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 376 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,860 EVEN IF KAREN PAYS FOR HIS COFFEE, 377 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,895 DAVIS IS STILL GONNA BE UPSET? RIGHT. 378 00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:40,332 I WANT TO HELP, BUT I CAN'T GIVE DAVIS FREE COFFEE. 379 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,568 WHY SHOULD IT COME OUT OF MY POCKET? 380 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,503 YOU CAN WRITE THE COFFEE OFF. 381 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,840 GIVE THEM FREE COFFEE, BUT TRACK HOW MUCH THEY DRINK. 382 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,343 AT YEAR'S END, CLAIM IT AS A PROMOTION AND ADVERTISING EXPENSE. 383 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,846 EVEN IF THEY EACH DRINK TWO CUPS EVERY DAY, 384 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,515 THAT'S... $2,190 A YEAR, WHICH IS A PRETTY 385 00:16:56,515 --> 00:17:00,185 REASONABLE DEDUCTION FOR A BUSINESS OF THIS SIZE. 386 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:03,522 WHO'S THE BAD GUY NOW? HUH? 387 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,860 HEY, MARVIN! 388 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,529 THAT WAS A COOL THING YOU DID FOR LACEY. 389 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,865 I KNOW WE HAVEN'T BEEN OVERLY HOSPITABLE, 390 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,867 SO CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK, 391 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,869 BEARING IN MIND I'M NOT GAY? 392 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,804 I COULD USE ANOTHER DRINK, 393 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,873 BEARING IN MIND I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. 394 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,541 CAN WE GET TWO? 395 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,077 ALL I'M TRYING TO DETERMINE IS WHY YOUR STATION 396 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,713 CLAIMED SALES THAT ARE 25% HIGHER THAN OTHER STATIONS 397 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,415 IN COMPARABLE TOWNS. 398 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:32,384 WELL, WE ARE THE ONLY STATION WITHIN 60 CLICKS. 399 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,219 WE'RE ON TWO MAJOR TRUCKING ROUTES, 400 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:37,022 PLUS ONE OF OUR EMPLOYEES SOMETIMES WEARS A PUSH-UP BRA. 401 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:40,893 WELL, IF IT ALL ADDS UP, THERE WON'T BE A PROBLEM. 402 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,428 WELL, LET'S SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, 403 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:46,231 MY DAD CAN'T FIND THESE SALES RECORDS, WHAT THEN, PRISON? 404 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,735 THERE'S NO TAX PRISON IN CANADA. DON'T TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. 405 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,804 I WASN'T WORRYING, I WAS SUGGESTING. 406 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,006 BRENT. HEY, TAX GUY. 407 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,075 YOU OKAY, HANK? 408 00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,112 OH, I--I'M GOOD, YEAH. I GOT A LITTLE HEAD START ON YOU GUYS. 409 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:03,348 SO, LISTEN, TAX GUY, YOU DON'T SEEM SO BAD. HUH? 410 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:06,752 LET'S SAY YOU AND ME RUN DOWN MAIN STREET WITH OUR PANTS OFF? 411 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,254 HUH? IT WILL BE FUN, HUH? 412 00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:18,030 SO THE GAME'S AFOOT, IS IT? 413 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:21,100 LOOK, HANK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT THIS, OKAY? 414 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,837 WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 415 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,772 OH, I GET IT. 416 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,875 ANPLAY B-A. GOTCHA! 417 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:30,943 WHAT? 418 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,146 IT SOUNDED LIKE PLAN B IN PIG LATIN. 419 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,949 OH, GEEZ, HE'S SHARP. 420 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:40,452 AH, I MAY NEED ANOTHER DRINK. 421 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,288 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 422 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,624 YOU EVER WATCH M.A.S.H. ? 423 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,635 THIS IS STUPID. YOU'RE BEING A BIG BABY. 424 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,303 CAN'T HEAR YOU. 425 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,306 YOU CAN TOO, YOU BIG BABY. 426 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,008 SERPICO. YOU'RE SERPICO. 427 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,476 OH, HOW AM I SERPICO? 428 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,145 I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T HEAR ME. 429 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,649 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 430 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,819 LOOK, DAVIS, COFFEE IS ON THE HOUSE FROM NOW ON, OKAY? 431 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,621 I DON'T HAVE TO PAY? NO. 432 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,489 AND SHE'S NOT PAYING? NO. 433 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,491 YOU KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME. WHAT? 434 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,661 OH, SHE MADE THINGS VERY CLEAR. I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE. 435 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,663 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING-- 436 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,832 LOOK, KAREN, FORGET IT, OKAY? I'M SORRY. 437 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,000 HERE. 438 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,868 HERE'S YOUR $3 BACK. 439 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:33,172 I JUST DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE. 440 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,913 DID YOU INTIMIDATE HER? 441 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,849 MAYBE? 442 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,518 GOOD WORK, KID. 443 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,693 AH, DAMMIT! 444 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,795 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CAMERA? 445 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,197 EMMA? 446 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,865 HERE ARE YOUR TAX PAPERS. 447 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,934 YOU SAID YOU NEEDED THEM FOR TONIGHT. 448 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,204 NOW WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE? I LOOKED EVERYWHERE. 449 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,540 IDIOT! 450 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,542 HEY, GUYS! 451 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,544 THANKS FOR THE ADVICE TODAY, MARVIN. 452 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,913 I USED IT TO CONFUSE A COUPLE A COPS. 453 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,049 THERE YOU GO, JACKASS. 454 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,383 READ 'EM AND WEEP. 455 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,885 JACKASS? 456 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,387 IT'S NOT JUST YOU. REMEMBER THE BUTTERFLY? 457 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,223 PLAN B. 458 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,392 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? THOSE ARE THE REAL PAPERS. 459 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,061 JACKASS! 460 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,896 SEE, IT'S NOT JUST YOU. 461 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:33,999 Y 462 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:34,032 YOU 463 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:34,066 YOU F 464 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:34,099 YOU FIN 465 00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:34,132 YOU FIND 466 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:34,166 YOU FIND TH 467 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:34,199 YOU FIND THOS 468 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:34,266 YOU FIND THOSE 469 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:34,299 YOU FIND THOSE SA 470 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:34,333 YOU FIND THOSE SALE 471 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:34,366 YOU FIND THOSE SALES 472 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:34,399 YOU FIND THOSE SALES RE 473 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:34,433 YOU FIND THOSE SALES RECE 474 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:34,466 YOU FIND THOSE SALES RECEIP 475 00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:34,499 YOU FIND THOSE SALES RECEIPTS 476 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:34,533 YOU FIND THOSE SALES RECEIPTS, 477 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:34,566 YOU FIND THOSE SALES RECEIPTS, AN 478 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:34,600 YOU FIND THOSE SALES RECEIPTS, ANYW 479 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:34,633 YOU FIND THOSE SALES RECEIPTS, ANYWAY 480 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:34,800 YOU FIND THOSE SALES RECEIPTS, ANYWAY? 481 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,471 IN THE CABINET IN THE GARAGE. 482 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,640 THERE'S A CABINET IN THE GARAGE? 483 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,809 I TOLD YOU AND YOUR FATHER, BOTH, 484 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,245 WHERE I WAS PUTTING THOSE PAPERS. 485 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,646 I DON'T THINK SO. 486 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,148 YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHERE THIS STUFF IS 487 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,150 IN CASE THE TAX PEOPLE COME LOOKING. 488 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,686 RIGHT. THE TAX MAN'S GONNA COME LOOKIN' FOR ME. 489 00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:58,323 WHO AM I, AL CAPONE? LOOK OUT! THE FEDS ARE COMIN' FOR US! 490 00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:02,327 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MA BARKER! ELLIOTT NESS IS GONNA CATCH YA! 491 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,763 YEAH, THE FEDS ARE COMIN', MA. 492 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,832 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE, COPPER! 493 00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:11,003 WHOO-WHOO, POW-POW, WHOO-WHOO, POW-POW-POW. 494 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,171 GROW UP. 495 00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:16,008 YOU GROW UP. 496 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,344 Closed Captioning by 497 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,680 Vertical Sync Closed Captioning Services Inc. 498 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,682 www.verticalsync.com 499 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:28,186 ♪ I DON'T KNOW THE SAME THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 500 00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:36,194 ♪ I DON'T KNOW I JUST DON'T KNOW ♪ 501 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:43,635 ♪ IT'S A GREAT BIG PLACE ♪ 502 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:47,606 ♪ FULL OF NOTHIN' BUT SPACE ♪ 503 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,508 ♪ AND IT'S MY HAPPY PLACE ♪ 504 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:53,278 ♪ I DON'T KNOW YES YOU DO ♪ 505 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:57,316 ♪ YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT IT ♪ 506 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,385 ♪ I DON'T KNOW THE SAME THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 507 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:03,388 WE'RE ON THE INTERWEB AT cornergas.com 508 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:06,425 ♪ I DON'T KNOW ♪ 509 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:09,227 ♪ I JUST DON'T KNOW ♪